Vernacularisms 2 with Jason O' Rourke 11 am outside Crown Bar 23rd Nov 2013

Vernacularisms 2 with live readings by Jason O Rourke took in a few city centre jems. You can read them all here


Great Victoria St., assemble outside Crown Bar

'Happy Birthday'
http://vernacularisms.com/2013/10/22/happy-birthday/

Royal Avenue

'Assassin'
http://vernacularisms.com/2012/09/07/assassin/
'Consuming Passions'
http://vernacularisms.com/2012/12/18/consuming-passions/
Gobbet'
http://vernacularisms.com/2013/03/12/gobbet/
Bank Square
'Those were the days'
http://vernacularisms.com/2012/12/10/those-were-the-days-my-friend/
'The Cat's Whiskas'
http://vernacularisms.com/2012/12/06/the-cats-whiskas/

Rosemary St

'Sweet Rosemary' http://vernacularisms.com/2012/11/13/sweet-rosemary/

Lombard St

'Dirty Bomb' http://vernacularisms.com/2013/04/24/dirty-bomb/

finishing in Arthur Square

'Choir of Angels
http://vernacularisms.com/2012/09/04/choir-of-angels/
'Incendiary'
http://vernacularisms.com/2012/10/01/incendiary/

CROW Goes A Gathering Nuts in October


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A late start, the motorway is closed so some of our possy are stuck en route to our starting point at Cutter’s Warf car park. Kevin, the forester with his knowledge of trees and stash of threaded conkers, is in that car, so we wait for a while but than start slowly walking so that they can catch up, they are on their way.

The kids are excited and scan the ground, their first haul is some fallen crab apples, they collect plenty but the apples are probably past their best and unsalvageable for anything edible, we bag them non the less.

What looks like hawthorn is spotted, but it could be blackthorn, we will consult Kevin for clarification later and walk on seeing what else we can identity in our enthusiasm.

The eagle-eyed kids are first to spot the next seedy thing, ‘helicopters’ from sycamores, they hold them high and watch them propel downward before putting them our bag of seedy treasure.

We find willow in fruit with jewel like ruby red egg shaped berries, tempting looking, but thankfully even the young children know better than to risk eating them. Into the bag they go!  Ivy in flower entangles the base of a snowberry bush. I recall being 6 when a kid shoved one of its snow whit berries in my ear, still a vivid memory, I can still hear it pop. Simon recalls kids doing this and the peculiar pop the berries make. We find another little dried up trench lined with fallen and pitted crab apples, the kids scramble to gather them up.  Simon spots some rose hips near the crab apple tree and jumps the ditch to get some. Our bag is filling up with autumn’s fallen bounty.

Spirits are high and a child throws the frisbee triumphantly, it lands in a water filled ditch, Simon comes the rescue leaning in to get it held from falling in by Helen.

The kids have already moved on having spotted banks of Himalayan Balsam. They can’t resist testing its springy seed scattering mechanism. They hold the pods in their hands which instantly pop, unfurl and scatter their pay load, stimulated by a small amount of body heat.

‘Old Mans Beard’ clads tree trunks along the riverbank, the air is clean here.  We spot some vetch, a type of wild pea, in the hedgerow amongst nettles. It’s a bit shriveled, had to spot and beyond good eating now. Other edibles include some late blackberries not yet ripened. They’ll hardly ripen now the fruit on the branch next to them is already shriveled.

There is gorse too but before we get to far into a discussion of where the northern name whin and the western name gorse come from the second half of our posy arrive with forester Kevin bearing pre threaded conkers  (from the batch donated by Alastair) as there are no horse chestnuts here.  A game of conkers ensues with Simon and Helen giving the younger kids tips on good conker technique.

Heading on Kevin helps us identify a range of species, Beach & Silver Birch behind a bank of Poplars’, tall majestic but in all probability no more than 30 yrs old.  We find a hazel nut tree and search for hazel nuts but the squirrels beat us to it, this is squirrel heaven. There is a puffball mushroom here too, we surmise how good it would be to be able to confidently identify and gather mushrooms for the pan but no point taking stupid risks.

There are Oaks here too; acorns from Sessile or Irish oaks were one of the key objectives of the walk. Kevin points out there is nothing particularly ‘Irish’ about these oaks as they are a native species right across Europe but speculates that they became associated with the Irish at the time of the Plantation an planters saw the ‘native’ Irish move onto more boggy land where these trees commonly grew. We bag a few acorns whilst Kevin further explains how Sessile (meaning without stem from the Greek) refers not to the stem of the leaf but rather the lack of stem leading to the Sessile Oak’s acorn, in contrast to the Pedunculate Oak, which has a stem at the base of its acorns. We find samples of both here.

Further up the path we veer off to where we know that there is some very old oak. Simon scans for and finds an oak apple on one tree. The children crowd around in wonder as he splits it open to reveal the parasitic grub within. This one is rotten but we soon find another in good condition, which does not disappoint as they see the tiny grub cocooned within.

Kevin spots the largest of the oaks and measures its girth with a steel take measure which has a horseshoe nail at its end to anchor it to the tree as he passes its impressive circumference. It exceeds 4 meters.

Some more clambering exploring and chat and its time to head home. The temperature is dropping, the kids are tiring and even the dog is flagging. We head back having had a bountiful autumn day before the evening starts to really draw in.










Stranmillas Embankment car park Satruday 12th October 2.00pm


CROW GOES A GATHERING NUTS IN OCTOBER

Teann CROW A Bailleadh Cnoanna í Mí Deireadh Fomhair






Aibí - Ripe
Aibigh  - Ripen
Beith Gheal - Birch
Bláth – Flowe
Caorthann – Rowan / Mountain Ash
Caonach / Carraigín  - Moss
Ceap - Trunk
Cliabh - Hurdle
Coll – Hazel
Coill – Wood
Coilte – Woods
Coilteoir – Forester
Craobh – Branch
Craobhóga - Twigs
Crann – Tree
Crann Creathach – Aspen
Crann Sleamhain Hornbeam
Crann Cnó Capall  - Horse Chestnut
Cnó Coill – Hazelnut
Cuillean - Holly
Dara – Oak
Dair Ghaelach – Seissle Oak
Dearcán   - Acorn
Duille - Leaf
Duilleach - Leafy
Deilig – Thorn
Deilgneach - Thorny
Fearnóg - Alder
Féith - Vein
Fómhar  - Harvest
Fuinseog – Ash
Gas - Stem
Garrán – Grove
Geag - Branch
Iúr –Yew
Planda – Plant
Ros Choill - Copse
Saileach - Sally / Willow
Síol - Seed
Tor – Bush
Toradh – Fruit




CROW Goes A Gathering Nuts in October Meet Stranmillas Embankment car park Satruday 12th October 2.00pm

A CROW walk with Coillte forester Kevin McCarthy to collect nuts from various tree species in Belfast which can be planted at a later date.

We will be checking out native Oaks, and other species, gathering acorns and collecting conkers. There may even be some tips on how best to season your conker for seasonal schoolyard / workplace wins!


Meet Stranmillas Embankment car park
Satruday 12th October 2013 at 2.00pm


FIX this FIX that As part of FIX 13 Thursday 12th Sept 2013 1pm outside Catalyst Arts


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A walk around Belfast city centre in search of good places to get things repaired where participants were invited to bring damaged goods in need of fixing.

The rain was on, there was nothing we could do to fix that but when Jackie arrived having nipped her thumb in her umbrella mechanism Catalyst’s first aid kit was obligingly on hand with a sticking plaster. Her texting thumb was the first fix of the day.

They arrived one by one to be photographed outside Catalyst with their damaged item. Alice’s watch hadn’t told time in a while. Sinead had a handbag defunct because of a broken; I had 2 in similar condition. Jackie had a bracelet in need of a clasp, a souvenir that gave fond memories of a holiday in Greece. There was our computer cable whose magnetic jack had been bitten off by the dog the previous day. Maurice’s leather boot had a seam starting to unravel at the rear.

There were all small jobs that had been left unattended, the type of task you continually put off.

With this list of jobs we set off.  We emerged onto Castle St and noticed that Savanna Sunbeds retube sunbeds, but no one seemed to have an immediate need of such a service, so we turned right onto King St, just to take note of James McGarveys Bicycles, where Keith had recommended for cheap city centre cycle related repairs.  We rounded onto Berry St passing Halvin’s Locksmith in case of keys lost before duking out of the rain into Castlecourt and Timpson’s, at the Gresham St entrance, our first port of call.

Here Alice’s watch was nimbly repaired in a matter of seconds as was Jackie’s bracelet which just needed a little TLC and deft handling of a set of needle nosed pliers. When the guy behind the counter heard the nature of our mission he kindly gave these services for free!

After such swift completion of two of our tasks we had time to take in an array of premises in the Smithfield area that mend things. Richer Sounds on the corner of Winetavern St will mend amps, televisions and DVD players. In Smithfield covered market The Sewing Box do repairs and alterations of all sorts, but not bags, so unfortunately we had no trade for them that day.

There is a House of Healing on Winetavern St for the psychically minded with perhaps longer repair jobs in mind, we pushed on towards Gresham St, Kavanagh’s, a jewelers on the corner advertised all kinds of repairs, The Skate Shop down the street fixes wheels and bearings but can’t repair broken boards. Once the board is broken that’s it! The plethora of sex shops might provide another type of fix but we are practically minded today so press on.

We had in mind a trip to the Tivoli Barbers, now forced to relocated to North St after over 102 years in its Lower Garfield St premises, which, like so many building of architectural interest in the city, has been let deteriorate by the landlords to the point where the roof has been breached by the elements. 

We cut through the arcade and crossed over Royal Ave onto Lower Garfield St to point out the original barbershop once housed in a Grade B listed red brick, curved façade. Lower Garfield St opens out onto Lower North St where you once could have ducked out of the rain into North St Arcade to avail of the services of an old fashioned cobblers and spectacle repair shop amongst others. Sadly this 1930’s arcade (by Cowser & Smyth) of architectural interest is also in need of extensive repair after an arson attack in 2005. It has remained boarded up since. 

The relocated barbers is down the road, we will pop back there for the last task of the day but meanwhile (after pointing out a small premises above Cash Convertors where Phil got a good trouser alteration) it’s onto Pottinger’s Entry to Prestige Computers in the hope that some miraculous surgery can be preformed on my de capitated computer lead. I secretly suspect that this one’s beyond repair and I am proved correct with a sting of £40 to replace the lead, but still £20 cheaper than the manufacturer prices. 

The Morning Star is pointed out as a recommended spot for ‘the cure’ given that it opens at 10.30 am but we still have work to do. Maurice’s boot has a hole, its still raining plus there are still 3 strapless handbags in need of attention.

It’s worth noting that the pharmacy on the corner of Pottinger’s entry can deal with most minor aliments as can any pharmacy saving unnecessary trips to the doctor.  We thankfully are all in fine fettle.  The Phone Shop here also does mobile repairs.

On Church Lane we find Victoria Heel Bar, which comes with several recommendations, and we soon discover why, but not before Mike nips into Miss Moran’s Ltd, one of the oldest tobacconists in the city, for a quick nicotine fix.

At the heel bar Maurice sheds his boot and it is stitched on a sturdy cast iron machine in the back of the shop in no time. It’s a beautiful job. On hearing of our mission they too generously provide the service for free.  We leave the 3 bags for collection in 1 hour and head for the barbers.  I collect my 2 bags later, cleanly repaired for a well worth it £5.

At the Tivoli Mike gets a number one and Maurice gets a short back and sides. Both sharp, no nonsense haircuts. We are given a tour of the new shop and shown the door of the original premises, which has original carvings, by the artist John Lavery on it. The door leans against a stud wall out the back waiting to be re hung again.  £5 a haircut an excellent deal!

Time for the last fix of the day and some time out of the rain, a coffee fix in the Wha café on North St.